Good morning everyone! Nothing like a crack fart post to start the day!

Amy Winehouse may turn to a radical treatment to help clear up her splotchy face: her own urine. A friend of Amy’s told England’s Daily Star:

“Amy’s sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she’s out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work.”

With what Amy puts into her body, is rubbing her own urine on her face really the best way to clear up her skin? No way, dude! Quarantine her, STAT!