Bindi Irwin launched her new eco-friendly clothing line in Sydney yesterday. Check out this fierce little bitch owning the catwalk! Those other tired-ass supermodels have got nothing on Bindi Irwin. I heard she’s got Versace and Prada lined up followed by a tasteful nude spread in Vogue. And if you thought Naomi and Tyra were divas, just wait til you get a taste of Bindi’s milkshake. Let’s just say she won’t waste her time throwing a cell phone at your head when she’s got half the reptile kingdom at her disposal.

Bindi is a little cash-calf, they are gonna keep milking her till she hits puberty. Is it just me or is she an unusually unattractive child? We know what killed Steve Irwin (where do I send a thank you note to the stingray?) but we still haven’t found who hit Bindi in the face with a saucepan!!!