Jesus people, its called idealism!

Mar 12, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears next video “Break the Ice” will star an animé character that looks nothing like her. The Sun has screen shots of Brit as a tall and thin superhero in a futuristic world. The idea to do a cartoon video came from the head of Britney herself. I’m sure it did.

I assumed she was going to go more in the direction of Porky Pig, but I guess animé offers the prospect of being violated by a demon with 37 penises. Let’s see if one of her personalities starts talking about her last trip to Neo-Tokyo and piloting a giant samurai robot.

I’m willing to bet David looked nothing like that statue the homo Michelangelo chiseled.