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KATIE HOLMES MIGHT BE PREGNANT »

KATIE HOLMES MIGHT BE PREGNANT

OK magazine hints that Katie Holmes might be pregnant in their latest issue. And by “hints”, I mean, “they splash it all over the front page in big giant font normally saved for WORLD AT WAR and UFO DESTROYS WHITE HOUSE”. They say:

With best friends like Giorgio Armani and Victoria Beckham and big plans to have her own haute couture label in the future, it isn’t surprising that Katie Holmes is always among the most fashion-forward women in Hollywood.

But when hubby Tom Cruise and the slender star showed up at both the Costume Designers Guild Awards and the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards wearing loose-fitting dresses that seemed to reveal the hint of a bump to spectators, the question on everyone’s lips was: Could Katie have a baby on board?

“She has that special glow that only pregnant women have,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.”

If she is expecting, the timing couldn’t be better, with little daughter Suri turning 2 in April. “Katie’s a big believer in big families and lots of siblings. It’s how she was brought up,” a Holmes family friend tells OK!. The 29-year-old actress has three older sisters and a brother eight years her senior. “She was always jealous of being so far apart in age from her siblings, so she doesn’t want to space it out too far.”

Does this mean she’s agreed to extend the slavery contract? And the Army of Xenu continues to grow in size …

Megan Fox Does Allure »

 Megan Fox Does Allure

Here’s The drop-dead gorgeous Megan Fox catchs everyone’s attention in the March issue of Allure magazine. Megan Fox’s smokin’ body is driving men into wild, though.

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Prince To Have Hip Replacement »

Prince To Have Hip Replacement

49-year-old Prince needs hip replacement surgery. The singer is already booked into a private hospital and his assistant has cleared two months from his schedule for recovery. If you don’t think you can go two months without Prince, go ahead and kill yourself now because I hate you. A source told UK tabloid News of the World:

“For months Prince, who always puts on the most energetic shows, has been complaining of pain every time he moves. He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again.”

Prince was unavailable for comment because he shit himself.