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This is my WTF moment for today. The hotness that is Orlando Bloom is apparently bored with his Victoria Secret model. Or maybe the model doesn’t appreciate a man who can pull off a blonde wig and tights. He is now rumored to be dating Rumer Egghead Willis. The Female First say:

“The 31-year-old actor was seen canoodling with 19-year-old Rumer - the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore - at Prince’s ‘purple’ Oscars party on Sunday. A source said: “The chemistry between them was electric. They were all over each other and didn’t seem to care who saw them.”

I find it hard to believe that there is much interest between the two. Then again, maybe my prayers have been answered and Orlando is a straight up slut and won’t kick a slightly unattractive woman out of bed.

Ellen, you know we love you, right? But listen, all right. I’m just trying to be friendly here. We all want what’s best. So, it’s with the greatest respect that I halfhearted ask you to stop dressing like Juno. The movie is done - all the awards have been handed out. There’s nothing left to do but allow it to have its DVD run. You got two movies coming out soon, and two more in the works - it’s time to move on. Let the high-school hipsteur garb go. Burn the old wardrobe, Ellen. Stay out of Old Navy - it’s time to upgrade to the Gap.

Well this should finally put those nasty “Zac Efron is straight” rumors to bed. Now I know some of you will say that’s not Zac. While I do admit his face is partially obscured, you know how I know it’s him? BECAUSE HE’S KISSING A DUDE.