Rumors have been swirling all week that Britney might be pregnant with Adnan Ghalib kid, after he went around and started bragging to all the tabloids about it. Now we didn’t take much stock in that because, well, Adnan is an enormous famewhoring loser. But that was before I saw this recent photo. So… Yep! Looks like its safe to set the Doomsday Clock forward another minute or so - because Britney is smoking for two now!

FAS face won’t even describe the mutation that’s gonna come out of that rotting stinkhole she calls vagina, she might actually give birth to an actual hammerhead shark, and with terrorist affiliations no less.

Someone put this collaborating retard out of her misery already, please!