Rihanna Stands Under Her Own Umbrella At Macy’s
Feb 6, 2008 in Rihanna

Rihanna was at Macy’s in NYC whoring out her umbrella collection. She’s just making that money. I’m a little disillusioned that the umbrella isn’t covered with her picture with the words “ella ella” written all over it and that it doesn’t play her song when open it followed with a voice-over telling you that her album is in stores now. Her marketing team is slacking.
That umbrella may not play music, but it’s still pretty gay looking. Rihanna Umbrellas will be sold at Macy’s this spring, prices ranging from $20 -$50. Sorry, I only carry the cheap ass $3 umbrellas from the deli. Anyway, the alien princess is looking darling as always.

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