Jan 30, 2008 in Oprah Winfrey | 0 Comments
Sculptor Daniel Edwards is responsible for the Britney Spears giving birth statue and the dead Paris Hilton one. He tackles Oprah for his latest work. He calls it “The Oprah Sarcophagus.” He said that he is paying homage to the closest thing America has to a living deity. Great, jack her off more. That’s just what she needs.
Oprah’s probably wet queefing over this one. Actually, Gayle King is probably going to buy this shit. She’s going to place it in her bedroom and she licks it like an ice cream cone…mmm,chocolate…
Jan 30, 2008 in Quentin Tarantino | 0 Comments
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGuU3yU4vQ[/youtube]
Director Quentin Tarantino almost beat up a paparazzo last week at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. As Tarantino pulled away from a local theatre, he was followed by a paparazzo in an SUV. Tarantino tried eluding him through the streets of Park City but the particularly aggressive paparazzo simply would not give up. According to some witnesses, speeds hit “nearly 90 miles per hour” on the icy streets. After Tarantino took a right turn too fast, he spun out and hit a snow bank. Chaos ensued with punches and kicks flying and . . . Oh wait that’s right, that actually didn’t happen. Tarantino got angry because a paparazzo was videotaping him. In public. Leaving Starbucks. In public. Simply outrageous! It’s like today’s generation of paparazzi have forgotten all about limits. How many more celebs have to be videotaped holding coffee before authorities take action!
Jan 29, 2008 in Gwen Stefani, Knocked Up | 1 Comment
The Sun UK says today that Gwen Stefani is pregnant for the second time with husband Gavin Rossdale. It was just last year that Gwen gave birth to their son, Kingston. The Sun says:
The former NO DOUBT star and rocker husband GAVIN ROSSDALE are chuffed about having a brother or sister for their lad Kingston.
A source said: “They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”
Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids.
She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”
Ladies out there (and some men), just relax. You’re going to get pregnant. It’s hitting the celebrities first and then it’s going to hit you. You can’t escape it. You can stop drinking the water, start wearing a mask, start drinking tons of Emergen-C and it will still hit you.
