Jan 30, 2008 in Tom Cruise | 0 Comments
Tom Cruise is receiving a new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle this week. Tom is receiving the very first model of the only 1,500 made. The cycle cost $72,500 and can reach speeds of 200 mph, according to NY Daily News:
Cruise, whose net worth is upwards of $250 million, is known to have an affinity for fast vehicles, including motorcycles, Porsches and planes. Some estimate the actor spent $1 million in 2006 on fuel alone.
A million smackers on gas? Holy shit! Somewhere Al Gore is reading this with eco-friendly steam coming out his ears. He’s almost certainly wishing he didn’t make that promise to Gary Coleman to never kick a midget again. But he never said anything about face punching…
Jan 30, 2008 in Britney Spears | 0 Comments
No, she didn’t almost drive off a cliff, but she thought she was. Brit Brit took her new black Benz out for a spin last night when one of the paps gave her a “short cut” to get home. The short cut was through the hills and Brit Brit got scared. She got out of her car and started saying how she was “dizzy” and “scared” from being too close to the edge. She started whining about it and the paps agreed to lead her home.
She spoke in that weird British accent the whole time, but it’s not really British. It’s like Chinese, British and some Chester Cheeto accent. It’s basically gibberish.
Brit’s relationship with the paps is so fucking strange. She’s standing there like a little girl and they are saying shit like “ooooh, it’s ok Britney…it’s ok…don’t be scared” while snapping away. It’s like they are petting her head and slapping her in the face at the same time.
Jan 30, 2008 in Britney Spears | 0 Comments
Britney Spears is the proud new owner of yet another Mercedes Benz. Britney’s new 2008 SLK 350 set her back $55,000, which she paid in cash over the weekend. The $55,000 price was agreed upon only after Britney’s original offer of $40,000 and “a box of hot sauce packets I done collected” was rejected.
