Paula Abdul reportedly had a total breakdown in the middle of the airport. Radar Online reports that Paula completely lost it at LAX over the weekend.

A witness said, “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

Michael, Sidney, Leslieeeee!!!!! It’s almost certainly her three other personalities. She wanted to have a company meeting with them. A meeting of the “minds” if you will. The new season of American Idol kicks off next week, and don’t think for a second this season will be any different than the others: Paula Abdul will most likely continue to nod off at the judge’s table… or Michael… or Sidney… or Leslie…