A rep for Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn yesterday announced the couple plan to divorce. Sean and Robin married eleven years ago, and they have two children, Dylan Francis, 16, and Hopper Jack, 14.

Knocked up Jessica Alba has been wearing a diamond engagement ring recently. Possibly Cash Warren has decided to make her an honest woman. You know for someone who’s expecting a bundle of joy homegirl is extremely crabby. I love it when she covers her face like all the time. People.com says:

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba was spotted over the Christmas holiday with a rock on her left ring finger – and the rumors are true: She and boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.
“I can confirm that they are engaged,” says publicist Brad Cafarelli.

He needs to marry her to get spousal and child support when she gets fat and crabbier and they divorce. He’s called “Cash” for a reason. So who’s gonna pay for the wedding?

Mischa Barton is due to host the opening of a new club Saturday in Las Vegas at the Luxor’s new CatHouse club. That shit sounds like a brothel. Mischa was busted for DUI, driving without a valid license and possessing illegal narcotics yesterday. Oh and that illegal narcotic was just weed. Duh.

The club said that as far as they know the party is still on. They told OK! Magazine , “We are aware of Mischa Barton’s incident last night. But at present she is still expected to host the CatHouse Grand Opening at Luxor Las Vegas on December 29.”

Of course she is! This whole DUI was almost certainly part of the promotion. They probably told her brainless ass they will throw in another $100,000 if she gets arrested for DUI a couple of days before the opening. That way people will be reminded who the hell she is and show up to the actual opening.