Michael Jackson Is Crazy Hot

Dec 18, 2007 in Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was spotted in a Barnes & Noble buying a book about dragons. It looks like homegirl got more work done. Either that or he’s using tape to hold his face up. What the hell is he doing in a bookstore? Optimistically he’s looking for a book on witchcraft to help him reverse the fug curse.

I feel, within my heart of hearts, that when his children write their autobiographies that it will outsell the holy bible.