Kellie Pickler makes Miss Teen South Carolina look like a freaking genius. Let’s just say it wasn’t the best career move. I can’t explain it but I’m 100% more attracted to Kellie Pickler now. I think it’s because she’d be so simple to buy Christmas presents for. Just get her an empty box, a cup and ball, and one of those laser pointers and she’d be entertained for months.
Evel Knievel died today at the age of 69 reports his official website. He reportedly died of liver failure triggered by hepatitis C. He contracted hepatitis C 15 years ago from a blood transfusion.
Evel was recently in the news for ending a dispute with Kanye West over Kanye’s 2006 video “Touch the Sky.” In the video Kaney plays “Evel Kanyevel” and copies one of Evel’s famous stunts.
Evel’s rep told TMZ, “The world has lost a one of a kind human being. Someone like this we’ll never never see again.”
Splash news has video of Julia Roberts swerving all over the road and honking her car horn until she pulls over a paparazzi so she can yell at him about taking pictures of her kids. I think it would have been most excellent had Julia not noticed the camera, pulled out a 44 magnum and blown the guys head off. Then she could of said something snappy like, “Try to sell that shot you pap scum”, and walked off. Then the camera would continue to roll as the pap’s brain matter (okay, willing suspension of disbelief and all that) and blood slowly dripped down the camera lens… And now how are little Ebenezer and Lemahnjello or whatever the fuck she named her larvae?