Life & Style reports that Brit is dating a waiter/actor named Michael Marchand. She met him while he was waiting tables at Mirabella Restaurant. He was photographed with her last night.

A friend said, “Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars.”

Here comes another loser that she’s chosen. They’re going to take all of her money if she doesn’t keep her legs shut, for a change! Can’t she find someone that doesn’t have a minimum wage job?! I looked at his picture and he seems normal. But let’s face it, Michael Marchand can’t be normal and spend even 5 minutes in the presence of psycho Britney without throwing up his hands in fear, frustration, and disgust, and running for his life.