UsWeekly posted a side-by-side of Lindsay Lohan when she was 13 and her sister, Ali Lohan, who is 13 now. Yup, 13 have changed a lot. We know this. Today 13-year-olds are having babies and bragging about it on Maury.

However, Lindsay jumped from 16 to like 35 overnight.

White Oprah said that Ali and Lindsay are a lot similar. She told UsWeekly, “My daughters have an interest in the arts and I support them.” and probably thinking to herself, “I can’t wait until she’s old enough so I can unbutton a few of these buttons and eventually buy her cute panties for when she exposes her crotch!”

What do you expect? Mommy needs a new Prada bag since Lindsay won’t be hosting any new year’s parties for a substantial amount of money. Its time to pimp out baby girl number 2 all in the name of cash.