Angelina Jolie just keeps withering away! It’s sad! This is the most beautiful woman in the world? Look at the veins in her arm! Her ass looks like a grandmother’s… not so fine at all… Can we please take up a collection to send her something to eat? I mean, maybe she spent all her money buying her kids!

Reps for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are saying there is no truth to the rumors that the couple is about to break up. With all the dog controversy Ellen’s been pretty upset and some of the people who work for her started rumors that her tears weren’t just because of the dogs, and that she was actually distraught because Portia was leaving her. Not true!

What do you think about the body language in these pictures? Clearly Ellen’s in love;Portia looks a little disinterested, doesn’t she?

One of the main points of Halloween is for girls to dress up like sluts and so they can get away with it. A slutty French Maid uniform usually does the trick. However, here is Avril Lavigne in her very own unique version of a French maid uniform and it is a complete disappointment. How are we supposed to stare at Avril with the looming threat of her stomping on our necks with white combat boots?