Archive for October, 2007

Those Two Tits Could Feed Africa »

Those two tits could feed Africa

Every time she gets a post, her boobs get exponentially bigger. By the time she is due, she will need two wheelbarrows to carry those things. Okay, who’s complaining about these? Ingrates.

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Britney, please invest in some Proactiv! »

Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night.

Britney’s album hit stores at midnight last night and what does this mean? There’s a reason to get drunk and busted! Britney, Sam Lufti, Alli Sims and other hanger-owners celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. And more money for that!

Britney left the club shivering from the cold, but at least she covered up her gate to hell. She’s not cold; she’s having the “meth shakes.” Smoke some weed and pop some ludes and it’ll even you out.

I’m staring at these pictures trying to find something nice to say and there’s nothing! Oh well…. arms… look healthy!

Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night. Britney celebrated “Blackout’s” release at Winston’s last night.

Ivanka Denied Entry by Bouncer at Club »

Ivanka Trump in October 2007 issue of Arena Magazine in the UK.

Friends to hit “Black & White” this past Friday night coerced Ivanka Trump, but she was denied entry by the bouncer because she forgot her I.D. Counting Crows front man Adam Duritz desperately tried to convince the bouncer to let her in, but he failed. According to Page Six,

Trump gratefully went home. She told Page Six she was glad for the excuse: “It was fine. I had no particular interest in going anyway.”

This just goes to show you that even when you’re an heiress of billions of dollars, a bouncer could fuck up your Friday.

And just like Ivanka Trump being denied from the club, it would be an absolute travesty to deny you pictures of this hot heiress.

Here is Ivanka Trump in October 2007 issue of Arena Magazine in the UK.

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