Nicole Kidman – Transparent Dress

Nicole Kidman - Transparent Dress

Nicole Kidman walked down the red carpet at the 2007 ARIA Awards in Sydney Australia. Turns out her clothes may have been a bit transparent. I wonder if Tom Cruise saw these pictures and thought about what he’s missing. You know, if he was into chicks. Impossible. I know. But from time to time I like to challenge my readers.

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Britney Can Only See Her Kids Three Days A Week

Britney Can Only See Her Kids Three Days A Week

The courts have ruled that Britney Spears will not be regaining 50/50 shared custody of her children with Kevin Federline. The court-appointed parenting coach found Britney’s parenting to be “not abusive in the traditional sense”. L.A. Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon was upheld and Britney is still allowed only two visits a week, plus an overnight visit. All visits will be monitored by a court appointed monitor.

Usmagazine.com has learned that in last Friday’s custody hearing the court-appointed parenting coach, Lisa Hacker, reported that when they are with their mother, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, have no real schedule or routine. Hacker explains, “The environment in the house ranges from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.”

She added, “During all three of my visits, [Spears] rarely engaged with the children in conversation or play.”

Note that the nicest thing the expert on child raising could say was that, basically, Britney isn’t hitting her kids a with a pool cue. At least not in front of her. I’m not gonna lie to you, I found this whole thing to be pretty touching.

Britney’s attorney also asked that the court stop making Brit have to submit to twice weekly drug tests. Why? So she can do drugs! She’s probably thankful by the ruling. More time to hang out at the gas station and sample the new flavors of Slim Jims.

Chris Crocker gives idiocy a bad name!

Chris Crocker gives idiocy a bad name!

Here we see Britney’s most famous fan Chris Crocker, blowing kisses to the cameras right after purchasing his copy of Ms. Spears latest album, “Blackout.” In a blue yarn dress, Crocker smiled wide for the cameras as he certainly spouted his confidence in his diva’s abilities to launch a successful comeback. Only time will tell. Now, you need a strong drink and we have a few we can happily recommend.

On My Ass recipe

1 part cherry vodka
1 part Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee whiskey
1 part gin
1 part 151 proof rum

Pour liquors in equal parts into a shot glass. Mix once and top with a cherry.

Or

Naked on the Bathroom Floor recipe

1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps

Mix together in a short glass, and serve.

Chris Crocker gives idiocy a bad name! Chris Crocker gives idiocy a bad name! Chris Crocker gives idiocy a bad name! Chris Crocker gives idiocy a bad name! Chris Crocker gives idiocy a bad name!