Britney Spears will be in court this morning at 8:30 her time in order to ask a judge for overnight visits with JJ and SPF so says TMZ . She will apparently attend the hearing. Her lawyers will show the judge that she has passed all her recent drug tests. They also feel that by Britney showing her face in court it will prove to the judge that she cares enough to show up!

TMZ also reports that KFed, BS, SPF and JJ all have pink eye! Ugh, sick! If she has pink eye she needs to stay the hell inside! Instead she’s galavanting around town spreading that shit! dirty!

I think there’s a 50/50 shot Britney Spears will show up in court. 8:30 is a little early for this one. She’s probably barely putting her weave to bed at 8! And if there’s a Starbucks on the way to the courthouse forget it!

Look at that neck! Jesus. I feel like parking my bike next to it and wrap the lock around it.London almost certainly pees on it thinking it’s a maple tree!