Archive for September, 2007

Lohan is Not Getting Out »

Lohan is Not Getting Out

Despite earlier reports that said Lindsay Lohan was getting out of rehab this weekend, Dina Lohan has ended the speculation. She’s staying. People reports:

Not true,” the actress’s mother, Dina Lohan, 45, told Access Hollywood in an e-mail, “staying in Utah.” A source close to the star also tells PEOPLE: “Lindsay is not leaving Cirque Lodge in Utah any time soon. She has a few more weeks to grow and develop, and she is doing great.”

I’m not sure why she’s still in there anyway, because every time we see her she’s either standing around smoking or going on a hike. Or rafting. Is this rehab or summer camp?

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ANGELINA JOLIE GOT FIRED »

ANGELINA JOLIE GOT FIRED

OK! Magazine has learned that Angelina Jolie has been replaced as the face of St. John. Angelina who has been modelling for the conservative fashion line since September of 2005 has apparently been fired because she is not “relatable” to the people who wear the clothing, such as Condellezza Rice and Hillary Clinton.

“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina. The people that wear St. John just didn’t relate to her.”

Well, she gave us some beautiful pictures! Check out some of her previous ads below.

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BLONDE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE! »

BLONDE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!

I really didn’t think Rumer Egghead Willis could get any fuglier, but she has proven me wrong… Her mop looks hurt as hell. The 2-month old steel wool I use to clean my pots and pans with looks healthier.

Jesus Christ, Britney Spears’ beat ass weave looks like it’s ready for a Pantene commercial compared to Rumer’s mess.

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