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Britney and London made their usual Starbucks run in Malibu.

Are those boots back? Please tell me they aren’t. I would’ve thought that a moment away from Britney they would’ve taken there shot and made a run for the border! Britney thinks that she needs to be half naked to be sexy, but when you dress like trailer trash there is nothing sexy about that.

London also looks pretty freaked. He’s thinking, “Jesus Christ, I’m a purse if she carrying me everywhere!”

Paris Hilton was on David Letterman last night and he seriously burns her ass. Paris once again switched from her deep voice to her baby voice, because bitch is nuts. For the most part of the interview Dave kept asking her about jail and she at last said she didn’t want to talk about it anymore, because she’s moved on. Dave then basically tells her it’s the most interesting thing about her. At that point an audience member shouts “I Love You Paris!” and she blows a kiss to him. Without skipping a beat Dave responds with, “Did you meet him in prison?”

Paris then complains and does stupid show displeasure and tells David not-to-not make her regret coming on. Pathetic!

Paris apparently burst into tears after the show. Her people told Dave’s people she would never do his show again.

Dave is fucking right. The most interesting thing about Paris is her whole jail saga. Nobody cares about her perfume, clothing line or stupid movie!

Every damn celebrity is coming out saying how he or she wants to help Britney Spears, but nobody is actually doing anything. Joey Fatone told Extra t hat Brit needs to come down to his house and relax.

He said, “I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal. Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all. It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”

Listen, Joey, I understand that you were the fat guy in N’Sync and Justin Timberlake got all the tail. Including Britney’s when it was fashionable to do so. Anyway, I have to admit, your plan, while desperate, is pretty clever. If you do get Britney to your house, there is a 110% chance get into your pants.

Apparently Joey Fatone is married and has kids.

Yeah Joey, I’m sure your wife really wants that around!