Now, don’t get me wrong-Tara Reid absolutely still looks rode hard and put to bed wet. What was the occasion? London’s Fashion Week is the answer. I guess Tara figured that if she were going to be mixing and mingling with supermodels, she should almost certainly put the injured goods away, lest they look even worse by contrast.

“A lot of people have said to me it’s the best London fashion week in 10 years. And you can’t do better than that,” Hilary Riva, chief executive of the British Fashion Council that organises fashion week, told Reuters.

However, the question of how Tara got her ass invited still has yet to be answered.

Jesus Christ, that picture of her holding a drink in one and a sparkler in her mouth makes me very, very nervous. Someone’s about to burn her weave-I can feel it.