Rosie O’Donnell is currently whoring out her book of crazies “Celebrity Detox.” Oprah invited Rosie to come on her show and talk about the book. Rosie turned her down. Disgrace! Rosie will sit down with Diane Sawyer instead. I’m sure Diane can’t wait to dish about Barbara Walters.

Rosie’s rep said, “Rosie has always been booked with Diane. We gracefully declined Oprah’s offer. I’m sure Rosie will do Oprah’s show another time.”

When asked to comment Oprah said, “Rosie who?” No she didn’t say that, but you know she will in the future. Rosie is dead to her!

Oprah is seriously like the Empress of Books! She’s almost certainly calling every bookstore in the world demanding them to rip every page out of Rosie’s book.