The Daily Mail claims that 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent nearly $500,000 on plastic surgery and she still can’t get a movie. Here’s what they claim she’s had:

Lipo to hips, thighs & stomach - $30,000
Breast Implants - $22,000
Breast Lift - $20,000
Brow Lift - $8,000
Chemical Face Peel - $20,000
Collagen - $400 per visit
Teeth Veneers and whitening - $12,000
Saggy Knee Surgery - $10,000
Exercise Coach - $300,000

Demi recently told a magazine, “It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30.

“There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife.”

They seem to think that Demi shouldn’t be bitching about getting roles when she’s trying to look young. Maybe it’s because bitch can’t act worth a shit!

I don’t care what the hell Demi has had she looks hot. She needs to give me the number to her doctor, because his work is good.