KFed threw his sons a Birthday pool party on Sunday while Britney was busy humiliating herself in front of millions of people. JJ turns 1 on Wednesday and SPF turns 2 on Friday. Brit’s parents, Lynne and Jamie, attended along with 20 other people. The party went down at KFed’s SFV house.

KFed loves how he’s looking right now. Bitch probably kisses himself in the mirror, because he’s managed to look like the sane one. You also know he recorded her VMA performance and is using that as Exhibit A for their custody battle.

Speaking of her VMA performance. A source said Brit was supposed to wear a corset, “Britney was supposed to wear a matching corset that she opted out of wearing at the last minute. She was just plain nervous because of all the hype and she’s embarrassed.”

Please, you know her shit busted that thing open.

Jokes aside, I pray homegirl stays home with her kids all week. It can’t get any worse, but it almost certainly will. Don’t forget their Birthdays Britney!