Happy 18th Birthday To…

Aug 21, 2007 in Hayden Panettiere, Adam Sandler

Hayden Panettiere is now officially 18 years of age and more legal than ever.

Why they’re making a big deal out of this…is that she’s now fair game, so all you horny bastards can gawk at her without getting a culpable conscience. All you horny bastards that were gawking at her before and didn’t have a culpable conscience will now have to find another underage girl to replace her in your sick perverted fantasies.

Anyway, Happy Birthday hot stuff!