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Aug 17, 2007 in Amy Winehouse

London police need your help today to identify a mystery woman who stole a copy of New Musical Express magazine. Sources say:
Astonished onlookers witnessed the troubled singer whip a magazine off a shop shelf in Camden, North London, and leave, apparently without paying. After paying for a few items, the Back to Black star furtively glanced over her shoulder before grabbing a copy of the New Musical Express from the shelf and leaving.
Man, if simply there was something characteristic about the criminals appearance. Anything at all…
Amy Wino-house on the loose after a crime spree. Too bad she did it in England where cops use whistles instead of Texas where they tend to shoot first and leave a throw-down ask questions later…God I love Texas…


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