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Michelle Pfeiffer is almost 50! How does this woman stay looking so hot. She’s had to have a little work. At least some botox in the forehead.

Michelle claims that her beauty secret is not living in Los Angeles. When asked how she stays looking so young she said, “I moved out of Hollywood… Even men are falling prey to it a lot more than they used to. But it’s the worst on women. A lot of times women are put out to pasture right when they’re hitting their stride.”

Here’s Michelle and DeDee Pfeiffer at last night’s “Stardust” premiere. In the movie Michelle plays a witch looking for the fountain of youth.

Paris is supposedly flying to the Great White North to film her part in “Repo! The Genetic Opera”, a “rock opera/horror film” that’s beginning a six-week shoot on Sept. 10. Seriously? This movie sounds like it was created in a marijuana smoke-filled dorm room by two frat douches on a 4-day bender.

The idea is that everybody is buying up organs, and they cannot afford to pay for these organs,” director Darren Lynn Bousman recently told MTV. “Thus, legalized organ repo-men come into the picture. Murder becomes sanctioned by law. So, if you buy a heart and can’t afford it, someone can burst through the door and take your heart out … and they don’t get in trouble for it.”

Paris will sing and dance in the musical, which also stars Paul Sorvino and Alexa Vega. Paris will play Paul’s daughter.
I’m sure Oscar voters will have a hard time nominating Paris for either this piece of trash.

Kelly Osbourne has been confirmed to make her West End theatre debut in “Chicago” as Mama Morton. 22-year-old Kelly will start performances on September 10th.

Kelly has lost a little weight for the role, but what weight she hasn’t lost Photoshop has taken care of. They even airbrushed out her tattoos. Fancy that. Below is a picture of Kelly in June with more Chicago ads.

Yeah, she looks good, but she’s also probably hardly breathing from being packed into that corset!