Jul 31, 2007 in Lizzie Grubman | 0 Comments
Say something nice about Lizzie Grubman! Me first! Hmmm… well… I like the dress. Just not on her body. Oh, shit, I should say something nice about her! Sorry! I’ll try again! This woman makes me feel like Halle Berry. After all, her plastic surgeon did the best he could…. Her yellow teeth are two shades closer to match her skin?! Sorry, I got nothing. Chernobyl survivor?! Sorry, that’s the best I can do.
Jul 31, 2007 in Paula Abdul | 0 Comments
The reason so many people think Paula Abdul is mentally unstable and borderline retarded is because Paula Abdul is mentally unstable and borderline retarded. As she proves yet again in this clip from her extraordinary reality show. Here she gets a phone call saying a radio station would like her to do a demo to audition for a radio show. A demo. Keep in mind as you watch this that it’s a demo. An audition. She didn’t get the job. Wow, when she raised her hands in the air and screamed yes yes, I got flashbacks to the time I was married and finally let my husband have sex with me. My husband at the time (God bless his soul) was just so thrilled. I’d be embarrassed for her if I weren’t already so embarrassed about myself and everything I do and say all day everyday.
Jul 31, 2007 in Britney Spears | 0 Comments
The Sun UK says that “Britney Spears reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics which have only just come to light”, and I have no idea what the hell that means, but that might just be because I’ve been a little light-headed ever since I saw her giant ass. Opening this was like having a HIPPO kick me in the eyes. I’m guessing you know the feeling. The Sun says:
Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.
Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.
Here are some other pictures that you might not have seen yet. Disgusting. I think the black guy has a secret. I kept the pics small so you can enlarge at your own risk.
