Paris Hilton lost $60 million last week when she was cut out of the Hilton family will because of her endless whoring and spoiled antics. News.com says:

“Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter’s wild behavior - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.”

But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw, a Hilton biographer says. “He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris,” says (a source). “He now doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.”

Barron Hilton, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate the $2.4 billion he will gain from this month’s sale of the company to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business.

This makes my day. Shit, my week. No, fuck my week, all of fuckin’ July. And August.