Do you remember when Britney Spears attacked the white SUV with an umbrella? Well, she has sent a letter to X17 apologizing for her animal-like behavior. If you can’t read the above, the letter says,

Dear x17,

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!

Britney

The movie, in which Britney would be co-starring, would be called, “Honey, I mistreat the kids,” together with Rick Moranis. Getting carried away in her role? She isn’t gifted enough to do that. The only thing she carries away is with all those rolls. [see: Yoda face]