The Daily Mail UK says that Renee Zellweger has lost a ton of weight and is now dangerously thin. The paper says:

“Wearing her signature strapless cocktail dress, Renee revealed her bony frame, complete with weird pointy ‘nobbles’ on her shoulders, sinewy arms, and colt-like legs, topped off with a doll-like head that seemed way too big for her tiny body.”

The evolution of Zellweger’s rail-thin silhouette is reported to be a result of daily two-hour workouts and 12-mile hikes in the Hollywood Hills.

Jesus Christ in these pictures Renee has done the impossible: she made SJP look fat.

First I cried out of fear/confusion. Then for no reason at all 5 minutes of manic laughter… I suppose it was coming to realize that yes… she literally… by all accounts from ancient texts and oral history passed down through time… look exactly like a fucking goblin.